44+ Ted Lasso Quotes Lucky Tree. Here are some other quotes from the great ted lasso: You know, if you weigh a person's body right after death, it's 21.3 grams lighter. The latest tweets from ted lasso (@tedlasso). Woo!" "football is life." "it's the hope that kills you." "there is something worse out there than being . And "i feel like i fell out of the lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down." his relentless american positivity should feel deeply cringey, . And family histories, this is the ted lasso quote that fits. It shows ted drinking some "hot brown water" — aka tea — with his quote about hitting every branch falling down the "lucky tree.". Some say that's the weight of a soul. I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves! I heard you're not gonna be able to run.